Zack: While everyone else was going retro, Jim and Brent took a chance with 4th Edition and it has paid off.
Steve: To be fair to Jim and Brent they sort of won because they kicked butt on every level. Not some gimmick about which rules they used.
Zack: It looks like a professional D&D product, is what you're saying.
Steve: Congratulations dudes! It features a dragon, a ridiculous trap that is almost impossible to escape, instadeath and a roller coaster.Zack: For going above and beyond the call of contest, these two gentlemen will be splitting the grand prize of a $100 gift card.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.