Like the moral and upstanding citizen Artfag is, a counterassault was immediately implemented. I think this is one of the funniest user-submitted pranks I've ever gotten, and I laughed my white ass off frequently through it. Enjoy!
readthemenu - Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http://www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!
readthemenu - Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http://www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!
artfag - stop
artfag - Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http://www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!
artfag - I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU
artfag - I OWN A RESTERAUNT
readthemenu - YES!!! How are you today?
artfag - THIS IS MY WAITRESSES ICQ... SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS.. HELLO ARE YOU THERE?
artfag - I AM GOOD, HOW IS YOU
readthemenu - Great! Pleasure to meet you!
artfag - LIKE WISE
artfag - WHAT IS YOUR SCAM ALL ABOUT
readthemenu - Scam? All we would like is to have your complete, original restaurant menu on READTHEMENU.COM!!
artfag - !!
artfag - WHY, ARE YOU GOING TO STEAL MY ORIGINAL RECIPIES AND DISHES!!
readthemenu - HAHA!!! Nope.... just advertise your restaurant for you... for only .27 cents a day!!
artfag - HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME FOR MY MENU. IT'S VERY SAUGHT AFTER, i HAVE TO KEEP IT IN VAULT. THE FRENCHIES NEXT DOOR, THEY HAVE A BISTRO... THEY ARE SHADY, THEY LIKE TO STEAL MY MENU. aRE YOU A FRENCHIE?
readthemenu - HAHA!!! No one bit!!!
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