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Read the Menu

Monday, Nov 20, 2000 by Artfag (@lowtax)
If there's anything that Something Awful supports, it's the right to bear bare arms. However, Something Awful also supports full-fledged counterattacks on spammers, whether it be through ICQ or email. Moist and chewy reader Artfag (hey, I don't make up the names, folks) was recently assaulted by yet another nefarious spammer on ICQ, this one attempting to peddle their idiotic site which charges people to post their restaurant's menus. Gee, and the dot-com industry is dying, you claim? Poo on you!

Like the moral and upstanding citizen Artfag is, a counterassault was immediately implemented. I think this is one of the funniest user-submitted pranks I've ever gotten, and I laughed my white ass off frequently through it. Enjoy!


readthemenu - Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http://www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!

readthemenu - Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http://www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!

artfag - stop

artfag - Hello from READTHEMENU.COM! If you are a waiter or waitress, we will pay you $25 to help us add your restaurant's menu to READTHEMENU.COM! Please visit http://www.readthemenu.com/rebate.htm and print our form! Thanks!

artfag - I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU

artfag - I OWN A RESTERAUNT

readthemenu - YES!!! How are you today?

artfag - THIS IS MY WAITRESSES ICQ... SHE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS.. HELLO ARE YOU THERE?

artfag - I AM GOOD, HOW IS YOU

readthemenu - Great! Pleasure to meet you!

artfag - LIKE WISE

artfag - WHAT IS YOUR SCAM ALL ABOUT

readthemenu - Scam? All we would like is to have your complete, original restaurant menu on READTHEMENU.COM!!

artfag - !!

artfag - WHY, ARE YOU GOING TO STEAL MY ORIGINAL RECIPIES AND DISHES!!

readthemenu - HAHA!!! Nope.... just advertise your restaurant for you... for only .27 cents a day!!

artfag - HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME FOR MY MENU. IT'S VERY SAUGHT AFTER, i HAVE TO KEEP IT IN VAULT. THE FRENCHIES NEXT DOOR, THEY HAVE A BISTRO... THEY ARE SHADY, THEY LIKE TO STEAL MY MENU. aRE YOU A FRENCHIE?

readthemenu - HAHA!!! No one bit!!!

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