INT. FUTURE BUNKER. DAY

Scowling faced guy with Jesus Christ on his army jersey greets the guy with the weirdest face of all the Dr. Whos. The guy that is in nothing but bad movies. But this one movie he's in will be good.

DR. WHO
(Get it? Time travel?)

We need to hurry up and send the dad back in time to your mom.


JOHN CONNOR
(squinting)

I thought we did this once before already where the terminator was a surrogate parent. Maybe twice????


DR. WHO

Not us this is a reboot. Saving the franchise. And this time it's a parent to your mom. Whole new strategy.

JOHN CONNOR

Alright, I'm holding open the time portal. Where's the robot dad?


Bad to the Bone music plays as the door opens. POPS walks out wearing sunglasses and a leather jacket.

POPS

Your kids. Give them to me.


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