INT. MOVIE STUDIO. DAY
Producers David Ellison and Dana Goldberg meet with a SHADOWY STUDIO HEAD to pitch their new movie Terminator Genisys.
No, no, they don't send the Terminator back this time. Skynet sends it back and they send Kyle Reese like in the first movie. But Skynet sent another Terminator back to raise Sarah Connor.
Because Terminator is really all about parents.
It's about the future and how the past shapes who you are. So what if Skynet realizes it's better to change the past.
With a dad.
What's more dangerous than a bad upbringing?
Exactly. Have you seen History of Violence? Imagine History of Violence, with time travel and plasma rifles.
And Dr. Who. The one with the face.
It's about parents. The whole Terminator series. Think about it.
SHADOWY STUDIO HEAD
(Leaning forward in silhouette, eyes seeming to glow red)
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It needs to consume human tissue! It needs to speak to your manager!
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