Chapter 5: New Beginnings
After the terrible trauma Prokofy inflicted upon our nation, many residents, along with their families, struggled to make sense of the tragedy.
Some sought the blissful balm of religious faith...
...while others found aid in the arts.
The healing process took time, but eventually, through games and laughter, the nation was drawn together even closer than before.
And so, every year the independence--from reality, from culpability, from Prokofy--is celebrated with song and dance, and the nation grows stronger.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Play your entire PS1 library from a single SD card. But not your Brady Strategy Guides.
Second Life Safari highlights a magical and mystical adventure through the bowels of the Internet. We take a look behind the scenes of "Second Life," and present to you the things all other media outlets are too embarrassed to show. Social networking hits another new low, and can only be seen in Second Life Safari.