Submitted by Paul Rice, Grand Potentate of the YouTube Searchbox
Lest you start to worry that the last video caused you to have a massive stroke, this really is a nearly 11 minute video of a bunch of dorks pretending to be Klingons holding some kind of pretend Star Trek nerd ceremony for their pretend star ship on public property (because they couldn't afford to rent a place to hold their pretend Star Trek nerd ceremony, you see).
In a completely unrelated note, I love videos like this because I don't have to write any jokes. Simply describing the video itself is approximately 10 times funnier than anything I've ever written.
My favorite part is when Lt. Squiz'nar gets promoted to Lt. Cmdr. and you are quickly confronted with some hilarious truths; namely,
To Lt. Cmdr. Squiz'nar and all of the fine Klingon warriors of the IKV Melota, I wish them glory and victory in their upcoming battle with waking up Monday morning and shambling off to their shifts at the local paint factory.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
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