Submitted by msobrado19
Here's one of a dog vomiting. Don't say I never did anything for you guys.
"Your dog's food contains dead pets, mostly cats and dogstons of euthanized cats and dogs to a pet food plant every month.Not only is this immoral and disgusting...ÿ the drug used to kill these stray and abandoned animals, Sodium Pentobarbital, is not broken down by the manufacturing process and is still present in active form in your dog's food!tHIS WILL CAUSE YOUR PET TO HAVE A SHORT LIFE AND VOMIT FREQUENTLY AND THEN DIE...thedogfoodconspiracy"
"She ate grass, that's whay she did that."
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!