Haha, nice try Ruff Ryders. But I think I'll stick with the Mike Huckabee "Pray the Fat Away" Diet.
"LOL when cats say "hes a problem" them mean the dude is at the top of his game or is on the way to the top of there game ((meaning a problem for other people)) ....IE Mike Jordan was a problem.. Tiger woods is a problem..Mike schmit was a problem.. "
"OJ is a problem.
No really, OJ IS a problem."
(writers note: It's me. I am the OJ who is a problem and is hence at the top of his game.)
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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