Haha, nice try Ruff Ryders. But I think I'll stick with the Mike Huckabee "Pray the Fat Away" Diet.
"LOL when cats say "hes a problem" them mean the dude is at the top of his game or is on the way to the top of there game ((meaning a problem for other people)) ....IE Mike Jordan was a problem.. Tiger woods is a problem..Mike schmit was a problem.. "
"OJ is a problem.
No really, OJ IS a problem."
(writers note: It's me. I am the OJ who is a problem and is hence at the top of his game.)
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
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