Haha, nice try Ruff Ryders. But I think I'll stick with the Mike Huckabee "Pray the Fat Away" Diet.
"LOL when cats say "hes a problem" them mean the dude is at the top of his game or is on the way to the top of there game ((meaning a problem for other people)) ....IE Mike Jordan was a problem.. Tiger woods is a problem..Mike schmit was a problem.. "
"OJ is a problem.
No really, OJ IS a problem."
(writers note: It's me. I am the OJ who is a problem and is hence at the top of his game.)
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
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