No man, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you were cheap.

"illumn8d" wipes his ass with Jesus!

"illumn8d" really likes the phrase "delicate flesh." Reeeeeally likes it.

"scrutinizer" made a funny picture as well.

"spacebadger" obviously has little faith in the ultra-super cleansing power of Oxydol.

"spacebadger" sold me, that's for sure.

"starkravingnaked," who needs protection when you can just have sex with the sheep?

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