No man, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you were cheap.
"illumn8d" wipes his ass with Jesus!
"illumn8d" really likes the phrase "delicate flesh." Reeeeeally likes it.
"scrutinizer" made a funny picture as well.
"spacebadger" obviously has little faith in the ultra-super cleansing power of Oxydol.
"spacebadger" sold me, that's for sure.
"starkravingnaked," who needs protection when you can just have sex with the sheep?
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
Gotta imprison and psychologically torture 'em all!
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