No man, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you were cheap.
"illumn8d" wipes his ass with Jesus!
"illumn8d" really likes the phrase "delicate flesh." Reeeeeally likes it.
"scrutinizer" made a funny picture as well.
"spacebadger" obviously has little faith in the ultra-super cleansing power of Oxydol.
"spacebadger" sold me, that's for sure.
"starkravingnaked," who needs protection when you can just have sex with the sheep?
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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