No man, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you were cheap.
"illumn8d" wipes his ass with Jesus!
"illumn8d" really likes the phrase "delicate flesh." Reeeeeally likes it.
"scrutinizer" made a funny picture as well.
"spacebadger" obviously has little faith in the ultra-super cleansing power of Oxydol.
"spacebadger" sold me, that's for sure.
"starkravingnaked," who needs protection when you can just have sex with the sheep?
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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