No man, I'm really sorry. I didn't mean to imply that you were cheap.
"illumn8d" wipes his ass with Jesus!
"illumn8d" really likes the phrase "delicate flesh." Reeeeeally likes it.
"scrutinizer" made a funny picture as well.
"spacebadger" obviously has little faith in the ultra-super cleansing power of Oxydol.
"spacebadger" sold me, that's for sure.
"starkravingnaked," who needs protection when you can just have sex with the sheep?
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
Leonard Cohen's "Nevermind" is sliced up differently for each episode of True Detective's second season. Find out what the lyrics mean!
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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