> grab the old man and impale him on the cockstaff, gods dig sacrificial stuff like that
> Climb to the top of the Summoner and then pee on the old man.
> jerk off the staff, it is the height of comedy
> do something rational or sane to confuse the Old Man
bonus hole boy
> give feces to the old man and order him to carry it for the remainder of his days.
> sigh at the old man
> draw a pentagram out of cum, shit and everyones blood between the five large stones
> summon the deceiver
> call the Deceiver "Mike Seaver," mockingly
> Present the severed heads as an offering to the poop demon
> Stick the heads between the staff so it looks like balls.
> light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
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