Fewd

> grab the old man and impale him on the cockstaff, gods dig sacrificial stuff like that

Pumaman

> Climb to the top of the Summoner and then pee on the old man.

gggiiimmmppp

> jerk off the staff, it is the height of comedy

Atma


Putty

> do something rational or sane to confuse the Old Man

bonus hole boy

> give feces to the old man and order him to carry it for the remainder of his days.

Fewd

> sigh at the old man
> draw a pentagram out of cum, shit and everyones blood between the five large stones
> summon the deceiver

Atma


That DICK!

> call the Deceiver "Mike Seaver," mockingly

Barrington

> Present the severed heads as an offering to the poop demon

Atma



JGBeagle

> Stick the heads between the staff so it looks like balls.

Atma


Idiot Syncratic

> light old man on fire, suplex old man off of mountain into the bar below

Atma



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