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HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO
Submitted by Aaron Huggins
Cleveland may only be the 11th most dangerous city in the USA, but it's #1 in our hearts!
Truly, this is the kind of town where you can get married, settle down, raise a family and then watch in horror as they're all mowed down in a hail of bullets by a roving gang of crack dealers!
Critics Corner
"kittties"
-dntouchme
"That's the problem. Those weren't even Cleveland's slums. Those were the halfway decent parts. Ha ha!"
-Valkendar
"This is so eye-opening.
I never knew that Cleveland wasn't Detroit until now!"
-curiosityness

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