Hell, who wouldn't buy that for a dollar?
"Flying-Squid," did you notice the creepy lion-thing in the background with human hands?
"HoraceTheClam" needs more than beer.
"HoraceTheClam" drives an '83 Ford Pinto, license plate number YUH-351.
"JonathanTheRed" has NO IDEA.
"KinkyJohn" should come up with a more enticing name for an orchard.
"Krackbaby" has been there.