The Mustache Party!
Baish uses three mustaches to represent this test subject's three distinct part-human, part-computer personalities.
GnatKingCoal knows sexy when he sees it. Unfortunately, he's legally blind.
I got my totally bogus game-programming degree from the University of Phoenixan!
I say, Joust, old chap, might you fancy a jaunt down to the local soda jerker's stand for a delicious concoction?