The Weekend Web

Embracing Mystery, IMDB, and Fat Forums

This urge to stop breathing is a big step in the right direction.

The school mascot was just trying to cheer your class up you big jerk.

My soul is that of a professional wrestler and it could beat the hell out of all of you guyses souls.

I think you should have a murdering section IN YOUR FACE.

You might think that girls are immune from being caught up in nerd shit, but you'd be wrong.