The Secret Lives of SA Goons
Lay that blob of sagging, spotted flesh you call a body next to me, babe.

Oh all right man, thanks for clearing that one up.

A friend of mine once told me over the phone that he "ownzored" something and after that call I avoided talking to him for like a month.

Anger is not a good gift this holiday season. In fact, anger is the worst possible gift you could give (besides a stocking full of those giant pink peanut-shaped marshmallow candies).

The disgusting sexual habits of the future... today!

He probably left his keys over there or something.


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