I have some fat friends that might be very interested in your foodcrotch.
Go, dude, go. Just go. Drive, man. Drive, drive, drive, DRIVE!
"How can I possibly be racist if they aren't even human?" Excellent reasoning. You're in the clear, pal!
This post and my eyeballs are a match made in hell.
I love stories about people making new friends. Most stories.
Variety is the spice of life. Pepper is the spice of emergency room visits.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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