I have some fat friends that might be very interested in your foodcrotch.
Go, dude, go. Just go. Drive, man. Drive, drive, drive, DRIVE!
"How can I possibly be racist if they aren't even human?" Excellent reasoning. You're in the clear, pal!
This post and my eyeballs are a match made in hell.
I love stories about people making new friends. Most stories.
Variety is the spice of life. Pepper is the spice of emergency room visits.
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.