The Weekend Web

The Secret Lives of SA Goons

Saturday, December 3, 2005 by Johnny "Doc Evil" Titanium (@fart)

I have some fat friends that might be very interested in your foodcrotch.

Go, dude, go. Just go. Drive, man. Drive, drive, drive, DRIVE!

"How can I possibly be racist if they aren't even human?" Excellent reasoning. You're in the clear, pal!

This post and my eyeballs are a match made in hell.

I love stories about people making new friends. Most stories.

Variety is the spice of life. Pepper is the spice of emergency room visits.