Zack: Ohhhh the Villanos are bringing foreign objects into the ring! I can't believe this, Mike Tenay! I have not seen such underhanded moves since Bash at the Beach when Kevin Nash put a scorpion in Lex Luger's locker!
Steve: Didn't Lex Luger murder someone?
Zack: He murdered Nature Boy Ric Flair at Hell in the Cell in 1995 at the Pontiac Silverdome when Steve "Mongo" McMichael turned *trails off into insane muttering*
Steve: The mask with eye-holes and nothing else is pretty much the scariest mask. It beats any Halloween monster mask. Just put a sack over your head and cut eye-holes. Imagine a kid with just a dirty sack over his head and eye-holes.
Zack: Imagine it and then travel to the Amazon and find just the right frog to lick.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.