Steve: Maybe it's the bat wing ears or the fangs on the trunk, but this one has a cool sort of Halloween vibe to it.Zack: Nothing says horrifying abomination quite like chicken arms.
Steve: My favorite thing about this dude is that it says he can swallow anything. Even things bigger than him.
Steve: And that's where things get interesting.
Zack: This has to be a first. A random encounter chart for inside a monster.
Steve: Oh, come on, this one is cool. A giant galactic elephant that swallows you to an alternate dimension that rains acid?Zack: Big deal. I can get a rain of acid from swallowing a Chicago style hotdog.
Steve: But do you have an angel on a rescue mission inside your body?
Zack: Yes, the archangel Zantac is rescuing me from reflux.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
Yeah, I went there. And I'll go there again. Don't believe me? I'm there ALREADY.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.