Steve: Maybe it's the bat wing ears or the fangs on the trunk, but this one has a cool sort of Halloween vibe to it.Zack: Nothing says horrifying abomination quite like chicken arms.
Steve: My favorite thing about this dude is that it says he can swallow anything. Even things bigger than him.
Steve: And that's where things get interesting.
Zack: This has to be a first. A random encounter chart for inside a monster.
Steve: Oh, come on, this one is cool. A giant galactic elephant that swallows you to an alternate dimension that rains acid?Zack: Big deal. I can get a rain of acid from swallowing a Chicago style hotdog.
Steve: But do you have an angel on a rescue mission inside your body?
Zack: Yes, the archangel Zantac is rescuing me from reflux.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.