Steve: No big deal, I'm just, like, you know...the ultimate one.
Zack: You know a Monster Manual entry is some bullshit when the monster is wielding six new artifact weapons.
Steve: +99 sword of awesomeness.
Zack: I think you mean dark awesomeness.
Steve: "Yeah, the first 110 levels were a grind, but now that I'm 117th level I can look back on all the hard work and think to myself, you're the ultimate one."Zack: 117 levels. I wonder when he got mixed up with the vampires?
Steve: Definitely college.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.