Steve: No big deal, I'm just, like, you know...the ultimate one.
Zack: You know a Monster Manual entry is some bullshit when the monster is wielding six new artifact weapons.
Steve: +99 sword of awesomeness.
Zack: I think you mean dark awesomeness.
Steve: "Yeah, the first 110 levels were a grind, but now that I'm 117th level I can look back on all the hard work and think to myself, you're the ultimate one."Zack: 117 levels. I wonder when he got mixed up with the vampires?
Steve: Definitely college.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.