Steve: No big deal, I'm just, like, you know...the ultimate one.

Zack: You know a Monster Manual entry is some bullshit when the monster is wielding six new artifact weapons.

Steve: +99 sword of awesomeness.

Zack: I think you mean dark awesomeness.

Steve: "Yeah, the first 110 levels were a grind, but now that I'm 117th level I can look back on all the hard work and think to myself, you're the ultimate one."

Zack: 117 levels. I wonder when he got mixed up with the vampires?

Steve: Definitely college.

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