Zack: So, to explain a little more, Nightbanes are these otherworldly monsters that come in a nearly-infinite variety of forms, but they look like humans whenever they want.
Steve: And Palladium has figured out how you can generate any creature ever by rolling percentile dice. And some of these are pretty great.
Zack: I'm not going to disagree, this might be the final evolution of random RPG tables. The multi-tiered table spans 15 pages.
Steve: A lot of work went into this. We've got to soak it all in.
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Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.