Zack: So, to explain a little more, Nightbanes are these otherworldly monsters that come in a nearly-infinite variety of forms, but they look like humans whenever they want.
Steve: And Palladium has figured out how you can generate any creature ever by rolling percentile dice. And some of these are pretty great.
Zack: I'm not going to disagree, this might be the final evolution of random RPG tables. The multi-tiered table spans 15 pages.
Steve: A lot of work went into this. We've got to soak it all in.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.