Zack: So, to explain a little more, Nightbanes are these otherworldly monsters that come in a nearly-infinite variety of forms, but they look like humans whenever they want.

Steve: And Palladium has figured out how you can generate any creature ever by rolling percentile dice. And some of these are pretty great.

Zack: I'm not going to disagree, this might be the final evolution of random RPG tables. The multi-tiered table spans 15 pages.

Steve: A lot of work went into this. We've got to soak it all in.

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