Zack: So, to explain a little more, Nightbanes are these otherworldly monsters that come in a nearly-infinite variety of forms, but they look like humans whenever they want.
Steve: And Palladium has figured out how you can generate any creature ever by rolling percentile dice. And some of these are pretty great.
Zack: I'm not going to disagree, this might be the final evolution of random RPG tables. The multi-tiered table spans 15 pages.
Steve: A lot of work went into this. We've got to soak it all in.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.