Zack: And this is why you never shave your playoff stache before the championship.

Steve: We'll never be able to tell which one is the REAL Nigthlord.

Zack: Steve, what do you think of Nightbane?

Steve: I think I want to roll up a character and play it.

Zack: Be careful what you wish for.

Steve: Oh, no, after that maid one it's your turn to be on the receiving end.

Zack: You just said you wanted to play this.

Steve: Perhaps, but I have a more important saying. One that I live by every day and it has served me well.

Steve: Death before dishonor.

– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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