Zack: And this is why you never shave your playoff stache before the championship.Steve: We'll never be able to tell which one is the REAL Nigthlord.
Zack: Steve, what do you think of Nightbane?
Steve: I think I want to roll up a character and play it.Zack: Be careful what you wish for.
Steve: Oh, no, after that maid one it's your turn to be on the receiving end.
Zack: You just said you wanted to play this.
Steve: Perhaps, but I have a more important saying. One that I live by every day and it has served me well.
Steve: Death before dishonor.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.