Zack: And this is why you never shave your playoff stache before the championship.Steve: We'll never be able to tell which one is the REAL Nigthlord.
Zack: Steve, what do you think of Nightbane?
Steve: I think I want to roll up a character and play it.Zack: Be careful what you wish for.
Steve: Oh, no, after that maid one it's your turn to be on the receiving end.
Zack: You just said you wanted to play this.
Steve: Perhaps, but I have a more important saying. One that I live by every day and it has served me well.
Steve: Death before dishonor.
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
Step One: Salvage a ridiculous chair from a race car or a fighter jet. Now it will support your ridiculous body as you play a virtual card game.
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.