Zack: And this is why you never shave your playoff stache before the championship.Steve: We'll never be able to tell which one is the REAL Nigthlord.
Zack: Steve, what do you think of Nightbane?
Steve: I think I want to roll up a character and play it.Zack: Be careful what you wish for.
Steve: Oh, no, after that maid one it's your turn to be on the receiving end.
Zack: You just said you wanted to play this.
Steve: Perhaps, but I have a more important saying. One that I live by every day and it has served me well.
Steve: Death before dishonor.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.