Zack: And this is why you never shave your playoff stache before the championship.Steve: We'll never be able to tell which one is the REAL Nigthlord.
Zack: Steve, what do you think of Nightbane?
Steve: I think I want to roll up a character and play it.Zack: Be careful what you wish for.
Steve: Oh, no, after that maid one it's your turn to be on the receiving end.
Zack: You just said you wanted to play this.
Steve: Perhaps, but I have a more important saying. One that I live by every day and it has served me well.
Steve: Death before dishonor.
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