Zack: David Cronenberg's Easy Rider.
Steve: This is an actual option you can roll up for your character.
Zack: Becoming a motorcycle centaur is like a curse in a Stephen King short story anthology.
Zack: A guy runs over a gypsy on his Harley and wakes up the next day AS the Harley.
Steve: Horror, man. Your humanity is sacrificed for your sweet hog.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.