Zack: David Cronenberg's Easy Rider.
Steve: This is an actual option you can roll up for your character.
Zack: Becoming a motorcycle centaur is like a curse in a Stephen King short story anthology.
Zack: A guy runs over a gypsy on his Harley and wakes up the next day AS the Harley.
Steve: Horror, man. Your humanity is sacrificed for your sweet hog.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.