Zack: David Cronenberg's Easy Rider.
Steve: This is an actual option you can roll up for your character.
Zack: Becoming a motorcycle centaur is like a curse in a Stephen King short story anthology.
Zack: A guy runs over a gypsy on his Harley and wakes up the next day AS the Harley.
Steve: Horror, man. Your humanity is sacrificed for your sweet hog.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.