Zack: David Cronenberg's Easy Rider.
Steve: This is an actual option you can roll up for your character.
Zack: Becoming a motorcycle centaur is like a curse in a Stephen King short story anthology.
Zack: A guy runs over a gypsy on his Harley and wakes up the next day AS the Harley.
Steve: Horror, man. Your humanity is sacrificed for your sweet hog.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.