Zack: David Cronenberg's Easy Rider.
Steve: This is an actual option you can roll up for your character.
Zack: Becoming a motorcycle centaur is like a curse in a Stephen King short story anthology.
Zack: A guy runs over a gypsy on his Harley and wakes up the next day AS the Harley.
Steve: Horror, man. Your humanity is sacrificed for your sweet hog.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.