Steve: First you get the files. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.

Zack: Then you get the Uzi. Then you get the mustache. Then you get the headband. Then you get a denim jacket and rip off the sleeves.

Steve: Then you get the boombox. Then you get the cardboard. Then you get the crew. Then you get the popping and locking routine.

Zack: Then you get the noise going. Then you get the twitter following. Then you get the hashtag. Then you get the trending topic. Then you get the Today Show.

Steve: Oh wait, I just got the title of this with Cassandra and Delphi. Very clever, TORG.

Zack: Then you get the book title.

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