Zack: God damn it, Tina! Do you have any idea how hard it is to get replacement headlights for an '87 Escort in primitive reality?
Steve: That looks more like a Delorean.
Steve: Marty, you have to go to the skeleton ape dance and teach them to play electric guitar or you'll never be born.
Zack: "Whatever you do, Marty, don't bang the triceratops. That is your ancient ancestor and you need to set her up with the lemure."
Steve: Primitive reality does look pretty crappy. You've got a lot on your plate to worry about.
Zack: Not to mention what appears to be going on in the background. Dinosaurs did 9/11.
Steve: Holy crap, you're right. That looks like the World Trade Center.
Zack: A second pterodactyl has just crashed into the building.
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.