Zack: In your face, Richard Dawkins. The most atheist place ever has gods too.
Steve: I didn't know space belonged to the atheists.
Zack: Oh, those godless nerds want you to think space is full of natural wonder and the sublime joy of star science. Turns out, it's full of cyber dragons and Aztec priests.Steve: What about Jesus?
Zack: Sure. That can be the name of the screaming brain-gorilla.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.