Zack: In your face, Richard Dawkins. The most atheist place ever has gods too.
Steve: I didn't know space belonged to the atheists.
Zack: Oh, those godless nerds want you to think space is full of natural wonder and the sublime joy of star science. Turns out, it's full of cyber dragons and Aztec priests.Steve: What about Jesus?
Zack: Sure. That can be the name of the screaming brain-gorilla.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.