Zack: In your face, Richard Dawkins. The most atheist place ever has gods too.

Steve: I didn't know space belonged to the atheists.

Zack: Oh, those godless nerds want you to think space is full of natural wonder and the sublime joy of star science. Turns out, it's full of cyber dragons and Aztec priests.

Steve: What about Jesus?

Zack: Sure. That can be the name of the screaming brain-gorilla.

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