"Curtis and Sharla"
Random Oni Table Rolls
55 skeletal human body
47 large melon head
23 pointed nose 3x larger than a human
22 large round eyes
79 five arms of equal size
62 bird legs
18 small horns
96 mustard brown or yellow skin
Description: This is curtis and sharla they do meth and are constantly barbecuing cows they steal from a field near their trailer.The Verdict
Zack: ZORRO CRUMB SHOULDER did a couple of really great images for the contest.
Steve: I don't really get this one. You said some stuff about style and originality, but there's a reason babes and barbarians and adventures factor into all the good artwork.
Zack: Sex sells?
Steve: I was gonna say all that stuff is badass as heck, but yours works also.
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