7. The Black Knight Coming Up on TBS
It's a way underrated movie. Martin Lawrence in his prime as Jamal Walker. Great raps. I think it's on in about a week on TBS. Sunday afternoon. Check it out. Really good and lots of quotes you can bust out with your friends or if you're just jamming quotes by yourself in the car.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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