7. The Black Knight Coming Up on TBS
It's a way underrated movie. Martin Lawrence in his prime as Jamal Walker. Great raps. I think it's on in about a week on TBS. Sunday afternoon. Check it out. Really good and lots of quotes you can bust out with your friends or if you're just jamming quotes by yourself in the car.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Featured articles and columns that don't fit anywhere else on Something Awful.