7. The Black Knight Coming Up on TBS
It's a way underrated movie. Martin Lawrence in his prime as Jamal Walker. Great raps. I think it's on in about a week on TBS. Sunday afternoon. Check it out. Really good and lots of quotes you can bust out with your friends or if you're just jamming quotes by yourself in the car.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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