occamsmonkey is still waiting for technology to make his dream of murdering hookers in zero gravity a possibility.
Rival bought a cane with a sword in it from a catalogue with a crying angel statue on the cover
Kanzune makes some of the most delicious patricide jokes you'll ever hear.
Unkempt is the vigilante who violently murders the space banditos of doubt that plague the cargo bays of my soul.
WaffleZombie mutant power lets him tip his hat in reverse.
Internment Camp Queens Caught Scamming Extra Servings Of Water And Laying Around All Day In Government-Provided Housing
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Two wonderful new games let you jump into meat grinders and walk into cactii.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons explained; Part 2!
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