occamsmonkey is still waiting for technology to make his dream of murdering hookers in zero gravity a possibility.
Rival bought a cane with a sword in it from a catalogue with a crying angel statue on the cover
Kanzune makes some of the most delicious patricide jokes you'll ever hear.
Unkempt is the vigilante who violently murders the space banditos of doubt that plague the cargo bays of my soul.
WaffleZombie mutant power lets him tip his hat in reverse.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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