occamsmonkey is still waiting for technology to make his dream of murdering hookers in zero gravity a possibility.
Rival bought a cane with a sword in it from a catalogue with a crying angel statue on the cover
Kanzune makes some of the most delicious patricide jokes you'll ever hear.
Unkempt is the vigilante who violently murders the space banditos of doubt that plague the cargo bays of my soul.
WaffleZombie mutant power lets him tip his hat in reverse.
NFL teams may soon be lining up to bid on a man who can destroy defensive lines as thoroughly as he destroyed his own child's balls.
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
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