occamsmonkey is still waiting for technology to make his dream of murdering hookers in zero gravity a possibility.
Rival bought a cane with a sword in it from a catalogue with a crying angel statue on the cover
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Unkempt is the vigilante who violently murders the space banditos of doubt that plague the cargo bays of my soul.
WaffleZombie mutant power lets him tip his hat in reverse.
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Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige lays out the plan for Marvel launching a movie based around a female super hero's ass.
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