occamsmonkey is still waiting for technology to make his dream of murdering hookers in zero gravity a possibility.
Rival bought a cane with a sword in it from a catalogue with a crying angel statue on the cover
Kanzune makes some of the most delicious patricide jokes you'll ever hear.
Unkempt is the vigilante who violently murders the space banditos of doubt that plague the cargo bays of my soul.
WaffleZombie mutant power lets him tip his hat in reverse.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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