Kanzune sure likes to make jokes about killing family members.
DeconGookin is fearful of ghost pedestrians.
For every Dumbascii there is an Anti-Dumbascii.
Zephirus just scored a 4 movie combo for 57% damage.
valorian foolishly tries to combine [shovel] with [machine parts] in his inventory.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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