Meeting IAmFromBeyond is a lot like watching Matlock with the volume turned all the way up.
There's a party in mofolotopo's ears and everyone is invited.
Cesaro is one toke over the line, maybe more.
In the 80s, Rival actually played the dad on Alf, but don't ask what he's been up to lately.
Coming up is DJ Sniepre with today's school lunches!
Okay, that's enough! I QUIT! Thanks as always to Something Awful Forum Goons for being true heroes of democracy and making these fine, fine images! Thanks to you as reading, and special bonus points to dootleberry and Mandor for ghostwriting a few comments, thus saving you from slightly less of my annoyingness. Please join us next week when we combine "Fantastic Voyage" with the wild west.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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