IdeoPraxist has buried more astronauts in his backyard than most people will ever meet.
brainwrong rages against toaster ovens and scarves.
Rival was nearly killed by Don Cheadle on that last Mars mission.
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Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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