Kronikle is like a soft touch carwash with all the fixings.
spacemountain has a trampoline that helps him jump over my head.
guvnor has become stranded in a vast desert of Photoshop Phriday comments.
Justin Hayabusa pumps up the jams every hour on the hour.
Tonight, darthphunk investigates intrigue developing around a local massage parlor.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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