Kronikle is like a soft touch carwash with all the fixings.
spacemountain has a trampoline that helps him jump over my head.
guvnor has become stranded in a vast desert of Photoshop Phriday comments.
Justin Hayabusa pumps up the jams every hour on the hour.
Tonight, darthphunk investigates intrigue developing around a local massage parlor.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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