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spacemountain has a trampoline that helps him jump over my head.
guvnor has become stranded in a vast desert of Photoshop Phriday comments.
Justin Hayabusa pumps up the jams every hour on the hour.
Tonight, darthphunk investigates intrigue developing around a local massage parlor.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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