"Spatule's" god looks pretty reasonable to me. Count me in!
This "clownshoe" submission isn't quite religious, but it plays on my paranoid fears of a global conspiracy.
"evilbastard" runs a very clean operation!
"KittyLitter" unleashes the tiger within, or some such.
"rivetz" makes it easy for children everywhere to puke while maintaining their chi.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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