"poo diaper" has obviously never spent time in Fresno.
I had forgotten how much I liked those posts where some nerd likens real life to The Matrix. Even though I've spent the last few hours reading posts on a diaper forum, I still feel like a winner by comparison.
"Candy C" couldn't tell a good diaper lie if her depends depended on it.
NICE TRY WISEGUY!!
No bowl control? This is a disaster waiting to happen!
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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