"poo diaper" has obviously never spent time in Fresno.

I had forgotten how much I liked those posts where some nerd likens real life to The Matrix. Even though I've spent the last few hours reading posts on a diaper forum, I still feel like a winner by comparison.

"Candy C" couldn't tell a good diaper lie if her depends depended on it.


No bowl control? This is a disaster waiting to happen!

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