The adventures of Shawn and Rick never cease to delight and amaze.

I shudder to think about the festering specimen hunched over his keyboard typing this shit.

Right from the start, The Witch Story puts you on a rollercoaster ride packed with diaper-related adventure! Two thumbs way up and into my eyeballs!

"Mommy Matilda" doesn't seem to get out much, but that's preferable.

The Tesmer home is an unhappy home.

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