You know, we wouldn't have any of these problems if everyone threw away their bibles, torahs and korans and everyone worshipped RL Stine's Goosebumps.
He's right, that's so cheese dick I can hardly believe how cheese dick it is. Try for something a little less cheese dick.
"Mengele33**" must really enjoy the taste of fast food employee loogies.
More exclamation points means more hate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At first I was going to play this off like it's just some cowardly racist asshole typing inflammatory garbage from the comfort of his basement, but look at that damn text. It's red AND bold. I think he's for real.
"Quick thinking and education" hahahahaha.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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