You know, we wouldn't have any of these problems if everyone threw away their bibles, torahs and korans and everyone worshipped RL Stine's Goosebumps.

He's right, that's so cheese dick I can hardly believe how cheese dick it is. Try for something a little less cheese dick.

"Mengele33**" must really enjoy the taste of fast food employee loogies.

More exclamation points means more hate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At first I was going to play this off like it's just some cowardly racist asshole typing inflammatory garbage from the comfort of his basement, but look at that damn text. It's red AND bold. I think he's for real.

"Quick thinking and education" hahahahaha.

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