You know, we wouldn't have any of these problems if everyone threw away their bibles, torahs and korans and everyone worshipped RL Stine's Goosebumps.
He's right, that's so cheese dick I can hardly believe how cheese dick it is. Try for something a little less cheese dick.
"Mengele33**" must really enjoy the taste of fast food employee loogies.
More exclamation points means more hate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At first I was going to play this off like it's just some cowardly racist asshole typing inflammatory garbage from the comfort of his basement, but look at that damn text. It's red AND bold. I think he's for real.
"Quick thinking and education" hahahahaha.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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