Somewhere a meth lab is left unattended.

"viking88" is the Dr. Seuss of the racist world. Rap Crap and the Jew Tube was okay, but The Wop Mop Meets the Chink Sink is where the series really hits its stride.

I hope nobody discovers these posts in the far future because this kind of shit will make all of us look bad.

You are a loser at the game of life.

Ah, the couch-fork maneuver. I know it well.

Don't you guys ever talk about anything else around here? Football or anything?

Oh "Hayder" you are simply incorrigible!

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