Maybe you should let him know that the United States has not been enforcing its borders and immigration laws for the past, uhm, forever.
Quiet! Everyone knows extremist Muslim apologists know how to beat a polygraph! Just execute him and ask questions later!
How long until this guy realizes nobody has been listening to him for the last two years?
I hope the part about let's roll is still true...
Yeah the United States could enslave and murder Jews but it would be hampered by tons of paperwork and only like 6 Jews would be killed a month. Thanks for nothing bloated bureaucracy!
Haha hold on before you reply. I'm still rolling from the blast right wing conspiracy bwaahahahaha!
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