They report, you decide to look for the back button.
Take her down a couple pegs with "You are related to me, The Shit Volcano, who has 1579 posts on a forum about shitting."
People just can't get enough of watching others shit on the floor!
When your uncle starts detailing all the times he's shit himself, that's the signal that he has ran out of things to talk about and it's your turn to talk.
"The_Shitman" must live somewhere without neighbors.
The most I've done is named a couple of mine, but even then I didn't keep a SHIT LOG BOOK.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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