Maybe another time then?
This must be what it was like to wait in line for the movie, minus the smell.
Oh, yeah. Often I'll grab a bag of Funyuns, crack open a Mountain Dew, and fire up the ol' Playstation. Then, as the Lunar: Silver Star Story logo fades in, I'll look at myself in the TV's reflection and nod knowingly, because this is truly what life is all about.
Everyone used to say this kind of shit back in school. My favorite story was the fat kid who said Chuck Norris came to his house and blessed him with ancient samurai power, which is what caused him to break a chair when he sat on it.
I'm not so bad looking either, ladies.
The ability to throw your voice with an accurate impression of your dead grandmother isn't always a good skill to have.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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