Maybe another time then?
This must be what it was like to wait in line for the movie, minus the smell.
Oh, yeah. Often I'll grab a bag of Funyuns, crack open a Mountain Dew, and fire up the ol' Playstation. Then, as the Lunar: Silver Star Story logo fades in, I'll look at myself in the TV's reflection and nod knowingly, because this is truly what life is all about.
Everyone used to say this kind of shit back in school. My favorite story was the fat kid who said Chuck Norris came to his house and blessed him with ancient samurai power, which is what caused him to break a chair when he sat on it.
I'm not so bad looking either, ladies.
The ability to throw your voice with an accurate impression of your dead grandmother isn't always a good skill to have.
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