Pokemons don't get STDs! Fire away!

Ah, a veteran Pokemon fucker.

It feels great to masturbate and be surrounded by all your Pokemon friends.

At least it's more fun than the Wii club that other guy was pushing.

Yeah he has that picture of his hard drive ironically to troll Pokemon lovers.

It's going to be even more awkward when you're 30.

Pokemon isn't real? That must come as a shock to a lot of people.

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