Pokemons don't get STDs! Fire away!
Ah, a veteran Pokemon fucker.
It feels great to masturbate and be surrounded by all your Pokemon friends.
At least it's more fun than the Wii club that other guy was pushing.
Yeah he has that picture of his hard drive ironically to troll Pokemon lovers.
It's going to be even more awkward when you're 30.
Pokemon isn't real? That must come as a shock to a lot of people.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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