Pokemons don't get STDs! Fire away!
Ah, a veteran Pokemon fucker.
It feels great to masturbate and be surrounded by all your Pokemon friends.
At least it's more fun than the Wii club that other guy was pushing.
Yeah he has that picture of his hard drive ironically to troll Pokemon lovers.
It's going to be even more awkward when you're 30.
Pokemon isn't real? That must come as a shock to a lot of people.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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