I like sunsets better.
Best idea so far.
*Takes shit* I think you'll find us wolves to be much more civilized than lowly humans. *Eats own shit*
"Any hints on licking my own crotch and eating my young would be very helpful as well, thank you."
This reminds me of some kind of awesome future sport and I wish I invented it.
Human sons of bitches, what are they trying to pull? Getting all evolved and smart and shit, what a joke.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.