I like sunsets better.
Best idea so far.
*Takes shit* I think you'll find us wolves to be much more civilized than lowly humans. *Eats own shit*
"Any hints on licking my own crotch and eating my young would be very helpful as well, thank you."
This reminds me of some kind of awesome future sport and I wish I invented it.
Human sons of bitches, what are they trying to pull? Getting all evolved and smart and shit, what a joke.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
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Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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