I like sunsets better.

Best idea so far.

*Takes shit* I think you'll find us wolves to be much more civilized than lowly humans. *Eats own shit*

"Any hints on licking my own crotch and eating my young would be very helpful as well, thank you."

This reminds me of some kind of awesome future sport and I wish I invented it.

Human sons of bitches, what are they trying to pull? Getting all evolved and smart and shit, what a joke.

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