It would be awesome if there was a religion that let you have five husbands. Think about that.



CALL A DOCTOR YOU IDIOT.



See what I mean? Just as fucked up as heterosexual guys.



Yeah the whole AIDS thing is just a fairy tale based on the works of Hans Christian Anderson.



You have to take your dick out of an asshole and stick it into a vagina. Sounds disgusting I know, but it's the only way unfortunately.



If it's that video I'm thinking of then I hate these two guys.



REQ FILLED, and I mean FILLED.



Again, if you have to ask...

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