Zack: Might want to talk to your dermatologist.
Steve: Adult education art classes are awesome in space.
Zack: They can teach you to art, but can they teach you to love?
Steve: I wonder how much MDC each of those gems has.
Zack: She looks sexy and mysterious, but this is probably the equivalent of a pathology photo in a medical textbook for space. "Granite Pectoralis," commonly known as Rock Titty, claims hundreds of lives every year.
Steve: It's always extra tragic when a space goddess dies.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.