Zack: Before the colonists arrived, they had their own civilization.

Steve: They used every part of the comet.

Zack: "These blankets will keep you warm while you're silver surfing."

Steve: "We will give you these beautiful necklaces and a promise of friendship in exchange for the part of the galaxy you don't even use."

Zack: Nothing quite like laughing about our ancestral genocide of Native Americans.

Steve: My family came here after that happened.

Zack: My Great-great-great-great-grandfather died during the frontier wars.

Zack: He fell out of a teepee.

Steve: See you next time, everybody.

Zack: Don't forget to Like the Facebook page for my upcoming novel Liminal States for updates and free book giveaways.

Steve: That book still isn't out yet?

Zack: Nope. It comes out in April, but you can pre-order it now.


– Zack Parsons and Steve "Malak" Sumner (@sexyfacts4u)

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