Zack: We might start treating puffins with a little more respect if they had shoulder-mounted particle cannons.

Steve: I treat puffins with a lot of respect already.

Zack: Are you saying if they had power armor and energy weapons you wouldn't be even more respectful?

Steve: I guess, maybe, but I feel like I am running close to the maximum amount of respect I can have for puffins.

Zack: Tell it to the skull man.


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