Zack: Augh! The bed bugs are getting worse every year!
Steve: Running at them in the open in small groups probably was not the best strategy.
Zack: Maybe they were lied to by their strategy sunglasses.
Steve: Or they fall into the .1% of failure possibility.
Zack: Sometimes you just gotta roll those dice. And then roll the other dice. And multiply them together based on a chart on page 38. And then use half the number because you're in a rural area.
Steve: Or you could just say DURRRR and pick 10,000, whichever works. Right?
Zack: You seem a little mad.
Steve: That's on you. I feel vindicated.
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.