Zack: Steamboats, submarines, and card sharks; the title of my biography.
Steve: I wonder when the men's rights people are going to evolve from fedoras to wearing top hats again.
Zack: There was that brief period in the 1990s where all sorts of idiots were wearing huge top hats. I remember Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee specifically wearing like leopard print top hats.
Steve: I'm not talking about crazy top hats, I mean cheap, dirty top hats like their cheap, dirty fedoras.
Zack: It sounds to me like you aren't supportive of MRAs.Steve: I'm down with a hot babe on a barbarian's arm, but that doesn't mean the babe has to be a slave, do you know what I mean?
Zack: Yes, you mean you're a gender traitor who accepts the misandrist character of Homer Simpson.
I have used my bot to create Olive Garden commercials. This is a bot I have. Don't question it.
Following America's defeat in World War 3, allied forces uncovered a number of experimental weapon prototypes in the hotel-compound of Trump's loyalist Space Force army. Had the war continued just a few more months, these secret weapons would have changed the course of the war.
Are there arrows in Tomb Raider? "No. Absolutely not."
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.