Steve: Pokemon was way weirder in the 19th century.

Zack: I wish there was a company like Fatheadz that makes totem poles out of your favorite athletes.

Steve: I think that's Yao Ming in the middle there. Maybe Ron Artest on the bottom.

Zack: The cavalryman is cringing away from these racist depictions of athletes.

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